. High, how are you?

just a girl living in new york. 🎀



I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

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What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance 

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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I wish I was drunk

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