. High, how are you?

just a girl living in new york. 🎀

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via fuvksociety)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

(Source: iraffiruse, via blackbruise)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via awdray)

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via ugly)

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tittyminaj:

Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance 

(via aduhm)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via she-goblin)

I wish I was drunk

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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